(DIY) Block’em Chop’em WoodBots

🪓 Block’em Chop’em WoodBots – DIY Kit 🪓

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🛠️ Handmade in the USA – Assembly required.This 67-piece DIY kit comes pre-cut and pre-drilled. No CNC, or sanding required — just tie screw and glue your way to building your own warriors.

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🧩 Features

🤲 Each fighter has interchangeable weapon features

🪵 Choose from 3 materials:

– Regular wood

– Partial skateboards

– Mostly skateboards

👉 Note: You cannot choose exact colors for skateboard versions, but you may suggest a color theme in the notes.

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🪓 Weapon Set

• Includes: 2 wooden axes

• Prefer other weapon types? They’re available on the website.

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🎈 What’s Included

• Pre-cut & pre-drilled parts for 2 WoodBots

• Hardware: screws, string, washers

• A starter bag of balloons 🎈

• Assembly guide (video tutorial via Instagram and Facebook subscriber feed)

• Extra balloons available on the website

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⚠️ Safety Information

🪓 Weapons include sharp objects → play at your own risk

👶 Keep away from small children

👓 Eye protection recommended during gameplay

🚨 BrokeDeck Creations LLC is not responsible for injuries

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⏳ Wait Time

• Minimum wait: 4 weeks

• Skateboard builds: +2–3 weeks extra processing

• Delays are possible → we’ll provide updates

• If you don’t get an update, please reach out

🙏 If you cannot wait, please do not order

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📜 Policies

• All sales are final (no returns or refunds)

 🛠️ 30-day repair coverage included

• 🔧 Extend coverage with WoodBot Care

• 🔩 Replacement parts available for self-repair

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🌍 International Shipping

• Delivery usually 2–3 weeks

• Customs can extend delivery to 2 months (outside of our control)

• We’ll assist where possible — patience is appreciated

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💡 Proudly handmade in the USA by Thomas Luke Phillips III – BrokeDeck Creations LLC 🇺🇸

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🎮 How to Play

1. 🎈 Blow up balloons and tie the end

2. 🪄 Insert balloon into the slit between the shoulders:

• Knot goes in the top hole• Stretch the end of the balloon into the slit

• Balloon should rest firmly in place

3. 🪓 Right trigger = axe control

4. 🏆 Goal: Pop your opponent’s balloon head first to win!